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  • kingdonk
    Feb 28, 06:53 PM
    Hows great, lion just froze up, i did a hard restart and everything is there ready to carry on. with all the crashes/blue screen of death ms had years ago, you would of thought they would of done something like this.

    More server admin and one from server monitor, some reason it do sent work on my mac book pro.





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  • Dreadnought
    May 31, 01:11 PM
    Didn't re-downloaded it yet, I will try that next time. Just looked at it, and it's gone. I'll have to wait a couple of days before I'm being overtaken again. I'll let you know.





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  • weckart
    Nov 17, 04:47 PM
    sorry, but I will never put a case on my iPhone. It was made to look sexy as it is, naked.

    Cases just ruin it.

    I put a case on mine to hide the fugly. Sorry, but the iPhone 4 is anything but good looking.





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  • iLoveiTunes
    Mar 23, 01:11 PM
    I thought other players were also offering such technology... Hows airplay any different ? :cool:

    Unless they want to copyright the term "AirPlay"



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  • CylonGlitch
    Mar 25, 09:31 AM
    I would really like to read the patent. Yes, there are some very generic patents out there; some are upheld others are not. Going based on only what I have heard; a 1997 patent for a preview of a picture may not hold water. I say this only because there were video cameras at that time that had the preview screen (I owned one) and it could be argued that this is just an extension of that technology. Thus not a new invention or one that exists with prior art and thus making it invalid.

    BUT it depends a lot on the details of the patent. I've been through the litigation process over a generally generic patent. The patent itself was fine, but the lawsuit stretched the coverage of the idea. What happens, and I'm sure is what happened in this case, is that they hand over their patent portfolio to a company that specializes on suing companies for patent violations. The company gets a percentage of everything they win; but the general mode is to sue everyone and hope someone settles. Very often, these companies don't really know what the patent is, they just guess that you have something similar so it must be in violation so they sue. The company who is being sued can settle for much less; or fight it in court to determine if they actually did infringe, which could be just as expensive.

    It'll be interesting to see how this one turns out . . . I really need to get back to writing patents, there is big money involved there.





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  • ftaok
    Apr 1, 12:27 PM
    - FU$@ the network companies who control the cable companies so they can't offer ala carte programming knowing that nobody is going to subscribe to G4 or OWN or Hallmark... and let me go ala carte. I'll take the locals plus 10 channels at $1 per channel per month, please.


    Do you really think the channels would be priced at $1/channel? If they ever do go a la carte, channels would likely be priced at $5/channel. That way, the cable companies won't lose any money.

    The a la carte TV debate hasn't seen much action lately since the government has all sorts of other crap to worry about. But there are upsides and downsides to each side of the ALC debate.

    Pros - gives control to the consumer; potentially lower cost for the consumer (dubious at best)

    Cons - smaller networks wouldn't survive; most niche networks would become less focused in order to appeal to a wider demographic; diversity in program would be jeopardized.



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  • Thex1138
    Jun 15, 11:59 PM
    In Australia the iPhone is spruiked by ALL carriers... and is not locked in to a contract... this has helped propel the hand set to a 400+ percent increase in market share and sell over 2 million hand sets...
    The new Apple mantra appears to be propagating to other markets... no contracts, multiple carriers!
    :D





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  • OdduWon
    Oct 16, 11:14 PM
    picture the 80gb ipod, in its current form factor.... that slides down like the LG Chocolate does, to expose a full qwerty keyboard... sweet
    yeah this is why chocolate came out when it did because they thought the Telepod would look like this so they pushed theirs on to the market first . if they waited chocolate would not have been so sucessful.



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  • z3r0
    Apr 14, 07:41 PM
    OS X isn't much of a FreeBSD brethren, maybe user land but not much else.

    I wish Apple would just build Mac OS X on top of FreeBSD kernel instead of the Mach/XNU frankenstein.

    There are some real nice features in FreeBSD that would require a kernel re-write in Darwin. I'd love to have Jails, ZFS, capsicum, pf, and other tech available with aqua.

    If thats out of the question at least port their server end software to FreeBSD. Final Cut Server, Xgrid, Xsan, Open Directory etc... wont see much use with out the Xserve.




    Seeing as OS X is a FreeBSD brethren it's not hard to realize that while XServe is decommissioned that they are still designing, developing and testing future Server Hardware and the Data Center is a great testing ground amidst a huge swath of 3rd party hardware inside there.





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  • snberk103
    Jul 12, 10:24 AM
    Are you living in 2005 or so? Recent SD cards already max out at 64GB. That is already ~100 CDs worth of data.

    As I already posted, I had a brain vapour lock when I wrote..... it happens at my age... though I've noticed that it is not exclusive to any particular age...:D



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  • WiiDSmoker
    Apr 5, 11:46 AM
    You would have to be an absolute Apple-hater to go to Best Buy, play with both the iPad 2 and the Xoom (both currently on display for play) and come away thinking the Xoom was a better product. Go compare them yourselves side-by-side (well, they are about 15 feet apart at my Best Buy) and decide for yourself. For me, the iPad is still the clear leader in both fit & finish, screen (off-angle viewing) and simplicity-user friendliness of OS. And the Apps availability really seals the deal if you want to consider what you will actually do with the hardware once you get it home.

    Don't be so ignorant.





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  • KnightWRX
    Apr 23, 06:50 AM
    Nice ride. Which model and year?

    2010 FXDB (Street Bob). Used to have a 2005 XL1200C (1200 Sportster Custom).



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  • jav6454
    Apr 12, 07:20 PM
    This survey is seriously flawed. I've been unable to secure an AT&T iPad within the 3 stores near me.

    Verizon iPad? They have them, at all combinations. Wi-Fi? Hit and Miss, but AT&T iPads are gone.





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  • mdntcallr
    Sep 25, 10:55 AM
    apple just updated their page to aperture 1.5.

    all the details there now

    http://www.apple.com/aperture/overview/



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  • peschomd
    Nov 12, 04:36 PM
    These are awesome, www.CaffeineMarketing.com has some too of the japanese version get a mac ads





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  • J@ffa
    Oct 25, 10:53 AM
    I'll be there, either at five-ish or four. Are there going to be more than five hundred people queuing before opening? Given the number of online orders, I don't know...

    Synchro, I was there too! Got there about 5:45am thanks to the reliability of this country's transport system when no-one's using it (:P) and the queue was mind-bogglingly huge then. I got a t-shirt then, though! :D

    I need to pick up not one, but two (honesty to the extreme) Leopard family packs � does anyone think Apple will take pity on me and give me two shirts (one for the person I'm buying a family pack for)?



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  • trainguy77
    Jun 2, 07:34 PM
    That was wierd. When i came to this forum just now. I thing stuck to my screen even when i scolled up and down, it said "macrumors - FoldingTracker (a widget just for you!)"

    anyone had this before. It does not do it again. I got a screen shot of it. I will post it later.

    (i did a fast crop of it)





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  • Lopes
    Mar 27, 10:56 AM
    This news item reminds me of another famous coffee scene a lot...hopefully it had a similar tone and tenor.

    http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LnFRvYhdbyM/0.jpg

    http://img.youtube.com/vi/IFh8A6t9_N0/0.jpg

    http://mos.totalfilm.com/images/t/top-30-gangsters-04-420-75.jpg





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  • twoodcc
    Nov 2, 09:11 AM
    well i hope it's not from already mac owners buying intel macs. i hope the marketshare continues to increase





    JaSuS
    Aug 19, 02:44 PM
    I don't understand all the bad push back for this new feature.

    I'm walking down inner city and notice Jane is at the local coffee shop, I'll say hi. I'm at the concert with a buddy, and notice Brad is there too. I just entered this really neat cupcake place, I want to let my FRIENDS know.

    If you're freaked out a creeper may know your location, why are you friends with them?

    All the positive to this new, cool feature - and everyone says is - this will track your every move and people will kidnap you and break into your house, blah blah blah.

    I agree my friend......you might just catch Jane in a vulnerable position of getting laid !!!!





    kingdonk
    Mar 1, 11:01 PM
    Just looking at the ''Server Admin' screenshots posted, i noticed that in the list of Services, both AFP and NFS are missing. Is File Sharing managed somewhere else in Lion?

    This seems to be all i can find and its in the server app.
    I did think i saw something in server admin but after checking it again i seem to be wrong.





    MacsRgr8
    Sep 29, 01:37 PM
    Thanks for being the sole brave soul.

    Home computer.... all data backupped. Not really that brave. :D

    BTW.. I am not the only one (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=2895526&posted=1#post2895526). ;)





    big samm
    Jan 7, 09:22 AM
    Why when i close the app and then go back in it it logs me online on the chat automaticly?





    Joshuarocks
    Apr 8, 11:35 AM
    Fixed that for you. Because it, you know, goes both ways n' stuff. :rolleyes:

    Fascists show no mercy to ANYONE.. Tea Party = the new modern NAZI PARTY.



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