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  • InLineOnLine
    03-12 02:53 PM
    Hi Meridian,

    let me know how to give you green I can do that for you.





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  • gccovet
    01-14 09:50 AM
    I had applied for an extension for my parents, just a month before their I-94 was about to end. According to the law (as per my attorney, forums, Internet), they could stay here legally until a decision is made, which may be past the I-94 expiration.

    So, in your case, if the decision is Positive, then they can stay until the new I-94 date that USCIS gives them. However, if the decision is Negative, then they have 30 days from the date of the decision to leave the country without being deported.

    Hope this helps...

    Yup, I had the same info conveyed to me via lawyer.
    One more thing to note, in case of denial, hang on to the I-539 receipt, denial notice etc. this will help your parent/s to present their case whenever they go for new VISA after existing(assuming 10 yr. Multiple) expires. This will help them prove that they did not overstay illegally.

    HTH
    GCCovet.





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  • green_card
    09-24 09:00 PM
    his question was will bad credit affect GC? answer is "no it wont"
    please dont suddenly become "Edward Jones" or "Suze orman" and give financial advice because you may be doing bettter than the person asking the question. God forbid, but one major illness can wipe out anyone's good credit, even with insurance. watch "Sicko" and "Maxed Out". Eye-opening documentaries about the predatory greed of the insurance and financial firms. Dont be so smug. kidding about other people's misfortune isnt funny.


    Bad credit history will haunt you even after you get your green card :D (if you intend to take a loan for a substantially large investment - like a house)

    Think about it... if they don't give you gc based on your credit goof-ups... who's loss is it :D j/k





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  • OLDMONK
    07-06 11:35 AM
    Poor Coverage in Media Regarding a Very Important Issue where governmental agencies (USCIS/DOS) took unprecedented/unlawful route and resulted in millions of dollars wasted and dreams shattered of hard working, lawfully present Highly Skilled Immigrants.

    My Question is why is media acting like an Ostrich on this issue? Answers anyone??

    FYI Some individuals and distinguished senators are on top of this already.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/06/us/06visa.html?hp

    http://lofgren.house.gov/PRArticle.aspx?NewsID=1808

    Thanks



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  • aj_jadeja
    02-17 12:53 PM
    Great article! Surely, it must have gotten John Miller atleast thinking what is going on in the US! What he has called a faster process in the US takes atleast 8-10 years since arrival in the US!
    I am going to e-mail him, and would like others to do so too! Let us tell them the truth!
    Dear Sir,

    Many thanks for your interesting email, which I forwarded to a colleague based in the United States.

    I understand it must be hard for somebody in your situation. But anecdotal evidence and statistics suggest that however hard life is for immigrants in the United States, it's even harder for immigrants in Europe.

    Thanks again,

    John Miller.





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  • payur
    09-07 02:17 PM
    Actually my husband is primary for GC process.I am on H4 visa.How can he revoke I-140.My PD is may'03 and TSC

    Oh..I see.

    May be soon you will get your GC and then you can kick your employer:)

    I am confused on how your H1B cancellation letter will impact your GC. If my understanding is correct your employer and your husband's employer are different, I don't see any relation. This is my guess and consulting an attorney will be the best.



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  • forgerator
    06-08 09:27 AM
    Hi Bhatt,

    thank you! :)
    I am pretty excited as this was the best thing I could hope for at this point. I have entered the DV before and was never selected.
    I wish I could afford a lawyer to assist, but that doesn't seem to be an option for me right now.
    Anyone has any ideas and the turn around time once I have submitted the paperwork and when to hear back from them for an interview?

    you should get a lawyer man. Friend of mine paid $3500 for a good lawyer to process the paperwork when he won the GC lottery, he got all the peace of mind in the world, and his GC soon thereafter.





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  • uma001
    11-04 04:35 PM
    From 1998 - till date, How many times EB3 priority dates were made current



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  • qplearn
    10-17 09:40 AM
    It took me 6 days to get my approval and about another week to get the card in the mail. This happened in September of this year and I was registered in the Texas Service Center.

    That is assuming that you have gone through your biometrics appointment.

    If the Skil bill passes, a lot of people will have their PDs current. At that time, if their 485 processing is complete (according to new guidelines if they show date X/X/XX on the service centers, it means they are done with your processing), I wonder what will happen. When USCIS says, it is done with processing your 485, it may not mean it is done with the name check. So starving dog's name check was also complete by the time they finished processing his/her485.

    qplearn





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  • pappu
    11-21 12:27 PM
    Bush just pardoned a Turkey - that Turkey could be a GC Holder very fast !!;) - I understand that it is headed to Baltimore - can the Balitmore chapter use it as a mascot ? !!!

    No There is already a backlog of such amnesty turkeys from past years. They are all stuck in name checks.:D:D



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  • the_jaguar
    10-19 09:16 PM
    Hi you might also need the copy of the labor? or atleast the number for that one?

    Nope, not needed. You only need a copy of your approved I-140.





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  • northstar
    01-21 04:06 PM
    Your Emp A may say anything, but if he revokes your I-140 before you file AC-21, then you will be in trouble. It is always safe to file CA-21

    I-140 cannot be revoked now, he is already past 180 days limit



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  • gc_dega_gandhigiri
    07-14 12:11 PM
    You are right buddy. Anybody any guess if this is June application but reciepted in July ?





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  • dcrtrv27
    10-09 01:40 PM
    kkt tkk

    I called teh 800 number 1-800-375-5283 then looked for the option for problem with the case .....then 9 and then back to 2 where I got hold of CR.



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  • psk79
    09-26 12:15 PM
    I am Jul2 filer with a notice date of Aug, 31. (NSC to TSC transferred) I got the receipts in early september however as of today no FP notices. I called uscis and hte guy told me to wait 30 days until oct 2. I dont know if there are any other guys in this case.....





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  • vijay0101
    03-03 06:48 PM
    Talk to employer and tell him to your wages immediately. You shouldn't care about client or any one else. If you left the company then he should pay you withing 15 days. If he says he will pay after two months 3 months then he will just changed his address and you wont be able to track him down.

    So talk to him and tell him if you dont receive a check in 1 week you will file a complaint in DOL wages and service division and also file a lawsuit in court too.

    Its is just my openiopn
    Thanks



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  • sa.node
    02-21 04:16 PM
    @Raysaikat, Paskal.
    thanks for your prompt replies.
    Sorry I didnt make it clear about changing status to visitors visa. I am aware that it will not be an automatic switch.
    I am wondering how difficult it is to switch to visitors visa status or to extend H1b for few months? Do people have high success rate or is it full of hassle (trying to extend stay on visitor/H1 status)?
    ABIM board is an exam we take after finishing residency. I would prefer to finish it now immediately after residency.

    I will try to meet up with an attorney in near future and discuss these issues, will be glad to share any new important info.
    thanks.





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  • h1bdude1
    03-23 03:53 PM
    one more question Plz. Sorry for bugging.

    I lost this Expired EAD card during moving and now i only have its Front copy which i am going to submit with my I-765 form.
    will it be any problem submitting only front copy of the Previous EAD because they are requesting for both (Front and Back) of the Previous EAD.

    thanks
    h1bdude1




    I think you mean once you are assigned a permanent A# ! It is assigned before a visa number is assigned.

    A number series starting with 1 (eg. for OPT) are temporary. Those starting with 9 are permanent.

    USCIS has a regular A# consolidation unit as well as a column to check for more than one A# on their internal worksheet for I-485.

    Bottom-line: give your OPT A# and they will take care of the rest. This is what I did and worked.





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  • SL%%
    08-02 04:44 AM
    Hi to everyone, in about a month and a few days from now, we can expect the FY 2010 to start (from the bulletin that is, release on Sept for Oct). Many of us specially on the EB2 & EB3 Row are eagerly waiting for the update on the first month of the FY. Lately, we've been hearing stuff where USCIS is pre-adjudicating some cases already and based on the info from this website, (TSC-NSC update (http://www.imminfo.com/Newsletter/2009-AILA/TSC-NSC_update.html)) according to the info, USCIS have literally also exhausted the EB quota for FY 2010.

    My question is, if indeed USCIS started pre-adjudicated most of the 2007 filers, does this mean more or less we can expect to have our GC's this coming FY 2010? Well of course it would still be based on priority date but what's kinda odd is that, if USCIS is pre-adjudicating cases even with non-current priority date, then still doesn't release them this coming FY 2010, what's the point of doing it?





    eb3_nepa
    03-25 01:12 PM
    Everyone seems to be giving 2 cents, lets contribute a lil more guys ;)





    skdskd
    08-26 09:32 PM
    I am not well aware of what is to be done. But isn't it a good idea to mail USCIS explaining the situation and possible extension you may need. This keeps USCIS informed about your situation in advance.

    I think so too



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